why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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