If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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