Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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