is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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