I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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