she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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