they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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