..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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