Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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