yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
