Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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