My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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