It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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