if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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