Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I have fence marks all over my body
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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