ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.