physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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