so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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