People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
whose parrot is this?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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