if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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