why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Still dying that you shit outside
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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