did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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