Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
the evidence from last night is not good...
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina