Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad