Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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