Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
