Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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