Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
