I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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