so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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