Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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its like you know when i get waxed
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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