I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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