I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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