The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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