we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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