your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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