if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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