margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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