I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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