I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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