If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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