She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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