do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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