I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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