Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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