I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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