There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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