And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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