i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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