so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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