i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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