Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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