it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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