She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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